Is thanksgiving such a wonderful holiday? I think not. This post is dedicated to revealing the true turkeys of thanksgiving, the Pilgrims!(WARNING! if you love either thanksgiving, or the Pilgrims themselves you are advised to STOP reading this post IMMEDIATELY!) If some old bloke started digging up graves at your local cemetery, stole food from house how would you like it? That's how the natives felt when the Pilgrims dug up their graves, looted their empty houses, and stole their corn. And then they "gave thanks" to the fact that the natives had been there so that they would have someone to steal from. And the natives came to the whole thing! As if the stealing incident had never happened! If you think that the irony of Thanksgiving stops there, your wrong. Unfortunately the modern world thought that wasn't enough stupidity for one November. Instead they make it even worse. like going to relatives you don't even know for dozens of hugs. Yet again from people you have no idea who they are or where they live for that matter. Then comes the food.
Heaping piles of "salad" that is actually poison(luckily for the next generation kid instincts kick in at the last moment), Radioactive pies, seawater soup, drugged turkey that almost makes you go to sleep forever, and much, much more. Then comes the conversations, hundreds of voices ethier talking about "the old days" or "catching up" then there's the inevitable drive home. At least there's only 4 weeks 'till Christmas
6 comments:
Very funny!
I never realized what a silly holiday it was. I always liked the radioactive pies though (especially with lots of toxic whipped cream on top).
I agree about four weeks till Christmas and I wouldn't want to hear about the Christmas the pilgrams had.
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I think you need to stop thinking of food as posion. I like it way to much so it may.
Man, you aren't very nice to food. It has feelings you know! But, good blog!
I never thought of it that Way! But i Agree with Jules on the Pie Thing,Though! And the Turkey(For Me,At Least!) is O.K. as long as you eat the White Meat!
You should do an X-Mas Post!
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