Ethan's 4 laws of life
Note:there are actually 5 laws of life. The fifth is: When you try to prove any of these wrong/right, you may succeed. If you do, despair, for it is actually a trick, imposed by my infinitely powerful mortal enemy: Billy-Bob-Joe the VII (seventh).
THE FIRST LAW OF LIFE:
(All things have an invisible teleporter inside of them, which, on command, can teleport the thing in which it is implanted to another dimension.) When you are looking for something such as a book, recipe, CD, etc...the teleporter kicks into action and teleports the thing you are looking for to another dimension. When you are looking for it, the teleporter teleports things that you will soon* be looking for into your path.
THE SECOND LAW OF LIFE:
When you want something to happen, the opposite of what you want will come to pass. You are better off wanting the opposite (secretly of course) to happen so what you secretly want to happen will happen. Right? Wrong. It will work some of the time, not always.
THE THIRD LAW OF LIFE:
(This works for me) When you are involved in youth sports your team will always lose
THE FOURTH LAW OF LIFE:
We are nerds. We have always been nerds. We will always be nerds. There is no hope. (Worthington family motto, 2007)
*The teleporter knows what you will be looking for because it is linked via IECL (invisible extremely complicated laser) to a time machine.
THE FIRST LAW OF LIFE:
(All things have an invisible teleporter inside of them, which, on command, can teleport the thing in which it is implanted to another dimension.) When you are looking for something such as a book, recipe, CD, etc...the teleporter kicks into action and teleports the thing you are looking for to another dimension. When you are looking for it, the teleporter teleports things that you will soon* be looking for into your path.
THE SECOND LAW OF LIFE:
When you want something to happen, the opposite of what you want will come to pass. You are better off wanting the opposite (secretly of course) to happen so what you secretly want to happen will happen. Right? Wrong. It will work some of the time, not always.
THE THIRD LAW OF LIFE:
(This works for me) When you are involved in youth sports your team will always lose
THE FOURTH LAW OF LIFE:
We are nerds. We have always been nerds. We will always be nerds. There is no hope. (Worthington family motto, 2007)
*The teleporter knows what you will be looking for because it is linked via IECL (invisible extremely complicated laser) to a time machine.
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